Viking’s Click and Drag

Best Friend: Aslaug
Partner: Torstein
Fought For: Lagertha
Enemy: King Aelle

That sounds pretty good!  Obviously, I rock as a viking.

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fuckyeahhiking:

Clam is our three-legged dog. He’s gotten a bit old for hiking at the rate we like go, but before he started having arthritic and energy issues he used to love hiking for days on end with us in the Sierras. Submitted by Victoria.

Go Clam!!!

fuckyeahhiking:

Clam is our three-legged dog. He’s gotten a bit old for hiking at the rate we like go, but before he started having arthritic and energy issues he used to love hiking for days on end with us in the Sierras. Submitted by Victoria.

Go Clam!!!

rox712:

Please go and vote! (x)

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tingeofginge:

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noelyb:

A message to Planned Parenthood women’s rights supporters from President Obama.

Watch the whole video here.

In the closing statement, the defendant is expected to repent, express regret for their deeds or enumerate attenuating circumstances. In my case, as in the case of my colleagues in the group, this is completely unnecessary. Instead, I want to voice my thoughts about the reasons behind what has happened to us.

That Christ the Savior Cathedral had become a significant symbol in the political strategy of the authorities was clear to many thinking people when Vladimir Putin’s former [KGB] colleague Kirill Gundyayev took over as leader of the Russian Orthodox Church. After this happened, Christ the Savior Cathedral began to be openly used as a flashy backdrop for the politics of the security forces, which are the main source of power [in Russia].

Why did Putin feel the need to exploit the Orthodox religion and its aesthetic? After all, he could have employed his own, far more secular tools of power—for example, the state-controlled corporations, or his menacing police system, or his obedient judiciary system. It may be that the harsh, failed policies of Putin’s government, the incident with the submarine Kursk, bombings of civilians in broad daylight, and other unpleasant moments in his political career forced him to ponder the fact that it was high time to resign; that otherwise, the citizens of Russia would help him do this. Apparently, it was then that he felt the need for more persuasive, transcendental guarantees of his long tenure at the pinnacle of power. It was then that it became necessary to make use of the aesthetic of the Orthodox religion, which is historically associated with the heyday of Imperial Russia, where power came not from earthly manifestations such as democratic elections and civil society, but from God Himself.

How did he succeed in doing this? After all, we still have a secular state, and any intersection of the religious and political spheres should be dealt with severely by our vigilant and critically minded society, shouldn’t it? Here, apparently, the authorities took advantage of a certain deficit of the Orthodox aesthetic in Soviet times, when the Orthodox religion had an aura of lost history, of something that had been crushed and damaged by the Soviet totalitarian regime, and was thus an opposition culture. The authorities decided to appropriate this historical effect of loss and present a new political project to restore Russia’s lost spiritual values, a project that has little to do with a genuine concern for the preservation of Russian Orthodoxy’s history and culture.

It was also fairly logical that the Russian Orthodox Church, given its long mystical ties to power, emerged as the project’s principal exponent in the media. It was decided that, unlike in the Soviet era, when the church opposed, above all, the brutality of the authorities towards history itself, the Russian Orthodox Church should now confront all pernicious manifestations of contemporary mass culture with its concept of diversity and tolerance.

Implementing this thoroughly interesting political project has required considerable quantities of professional lighting and video equipment, air time on national TV channels for hours-long live broadcasts, and numerous background shoots for morally and ethically edifying news stories, where the Patriarch’s well-constructed speeches would in fact be presented, thus helping the faithful make the correct political choice during the difficult time for Putin preceding the election. Moreover, the filming must be continuous; the necessary images must be burned into the memory and constantly updated; they must create the impression of something natural, constant and compulsory.

Our sudden musical appearance in the Cathedral of Christ the Savior with the song “Mother of God, Drive Putin Out” violated the integrity of the media image that the authorities had spent such a long time generating and maintaining, and revealed its falsity. In our performance we dared, without the Patriarch’s blessing, to unite the visual imagery of Orthodox culture and that of protest culture, thus suggesting to smart people that Orthodox culture belongs not only to the Russian Orthodox Church, the Patriarch and Putin, that it could also ally itself with civic rebellion and the spirit of protest in Russia.

Perhaps the unpleasant, far-reaching effect from our media intrusion into the cathedral was a surprise to the authorities themselves. At first, they tried to present our performance as a prank pulled by heartless, militant atheists. This was a serious blunder on their part, because by then we were already known as an anti-Putin feminist punk band that carried out their media assaults on the country’s major political symbols.

In the end, considering all the irreversible political and symbolic losses caused by our innocent creativity, the authorities decided to protect the public from us and our nonconformist thinking. Thus ended our complicated punk adventure in the Cathedral of Christ the Savior.

I now have mixed feelings about this trial. On the one hand, we expect a guilty verdict. Compared to the judicial machine, we are nobodies, and we have lost. On the other hand, we have won. The whole world now sees that the criminal case against us has been fabricated. The system cannot conceal the repressive nature of this trial. Once again, the world sees Russia differently from the way Putin tries to present it at his daily international meetings. Clearly, none of the steps Putin promised to take toward instituting the rule of law have been taken. And his statement that this court will be objective and hand down a fair verdict is yet another deception of the entire country and the international community. That is all. Thank you.

— Closing statement from Yekaterina Samutsevich of Pussy Riot. (via lightsoutfortheterritory)

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EXPLAIN YOUR WHOLE TUMBLR IN ONE GIF

He did the German three!  Too bad he couldn’t remember to do that in Inglorious Basterds.  :D

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"All those women want to fuck me."

"Whoaaaaaa."

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Love him so much.

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Can you show us creepy?


This looks similar to Zach Galifianakis.

Can you show us creepy?

This looks similar to Zach Galifianakis.

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So excited for True Blood this Sunday!  But what’s up with Bill’s hair looking like it comes from a teenage goth?

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I want him to prove it to me.

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kellenmeloni:

Michael Fassbender Prometheus Promotional Shoot Set #002 (These are tagged, but a friend of mine insisted they were worth posting)

Nioce.

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Kiss: Charles Allen
One-Night Stand: George Abernethy
Marry: Quintus Dias
Have an Affair With: Charles Allen
Friend With Benefits: George Abernethy
Kidnapped By: Azazeal

I don’t know half these characters, I just like the Fassbender. 

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